possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

ad-hominem-sappies:

literal-ghost:

comickit:

birdantlers:

libertarirynn:

I don’t think I’ve ever been more viscerally angry about a Facebook recipe video. This shit burned my crops and stole my firstborn. I am absolutely appalled by this level of disrespect. I’m ready to fight.

UHM????

I felt myself go through all 7 stages of grief while watching this.

This gave me gangrene.

greenfuzzyball:

yidquotes:

nerdyqueerandjewish:

All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

Translated back is WAY better than the actual song.

All-Star is now a thoughtful poem filled with exuberant joy.

popculturebrain:

Adam Ellis is either a genius horror storyteller or in grave, grave danger.

crazy-go-lucky:

the-stalwart-system:

transmortifried:

heatandapathy:

idmangapasta:

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

beanmilks:

Babby does a yell

kirbyfanneox:

therubberfruit:

I accidentally set off the chain too early when I was trying to do something else and it turned into a 13 chain instead!

HOW DO YOU FUCKING SET UP COMBOS THAT FAR IN ADVANCE?!

mossy-pebble:

alexandot:

catycatkin:

alexandot:

“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot

yeah its fake because orcs dont exist

wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711

Groog the scourge of the thunder caves is a gentle lover and a true ally 

bixbiboom:

princezilla:

republicanidiots:

weavemama:

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.  

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

bastardcomics:

lookysquarescomics:

he’s not the hero we need right now, but he’s the one we deserve.

Holy shit this is amazing.