Hang on the toilet is on fire
blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

yuyunekota:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.


i am the green giant of the mountains. fear me. 

yuyunekota:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

i am the green giant of the mountains. fear me. 

ryanestradadotcom:

Learn To Read Russian in 15 Minutes! I did this one with my fabulous guest writer Peter Starr Northrop, aka bilgeathresh! If you want me to make these dang comics more often, visit my Patreon!

What is a Halloween? Help me I don't know things.

bogleech:

A Halloween is (approximately) this one tiny baby vampire bat

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??


Put the sticker back

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for psychologicalmumbojumbo hey you know whats impossible to get tired of after drawing 1000 times. not dice

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for psychologicalmumbojumbo hey you know whats impossible to get tired of after drawing 1000 times. not dice

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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