Hang on the toilet is on fire

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Playing any fighting game online for the first time

xenodile:

WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS

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digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

I couldn’t remember all of the languages in this universe, so for my last two I just put “Weaboo” and “Mahogany.”

Our fighter, after putting all of his ranks in Linguistics.

The fighter can’t read.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

kaijubrains:

I’m doing this monster challenge
Challenge 6: A monster that disguises itself as a common household object!
Teapot golems are peaceful creatures that feel comfortable in a domestic environment. It is currently unknown how they function and move. They enjoy long naps in the sun and tea cosys. Teapot golems can even understand human speech to an extent, and will come when its name is called. Any hot beverage placed in the golem will stay hot for a week

kaijubrains:

I’m doing this monster challenge

Challenge 6: A monster that disguises itself as a common household object!

Teapot golems are peaceful creatures that feel comfortable in a domestic environment. It is currently unknown how they function and move. They enjoy long naps in the sun and tea cosys. Teapot golems can even understand human speech to an extent, and will come when its name is called. Any hot beverage placed in the golem will stay hot for a week